By Kristin van Ogtrop
Updated January 26, 2015
Handing over money
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  • more money
  • more time
  • better hair
  • family members who do not have to be asked three times to empty the dishwasher
  • 2) More time
  • Pros: less constant rushing which, despite what your crazy–and apparently understimulated–husband tells you, really feels like it’s shortening your lifespan
  • Cons: possible boredom

3) Better hair
Pros: less self-loathing
Cons: none that I can think of