Ask What Just Happened
I find the question “What’s your profession?” to be tiresome, because people have jobs that I don’t understand. Or the person answers by saying, “I’m a consultant,” which is just another way of saying, “I’m not going to tell you what I do.” Isn’t it more fun to ask, “What did you do today?” It’s a very intimate question—something you might ask your spouse. Of course, if the person responds, “I worked at my consulting job,” then I guess you’ll have been tricked. But hopefully he’ll say, “I met a friend for lunch,” and then you can ask where they ate and the conversation will go on.
John Hodgman is a Brooklyn-based humorist and the author of a trilogy of satirical almanacs: The Areas of My Expertise ($14, amazon.com), More Information Than You Require ($15, amazon.com), and That Is All ($15, amazon.com). He is also a “resident expert” for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.
Years ago I was talking to someone at a party when this guy just turned up and said, “Hi, can I buy a ticket to this conversation?” He was so ingenuous and direct that he made me smile. And I found the engaging, idiosyncratic manner of his introduction both charming and disarming. The question also works because it’s almost impossible to answer no to—unless you happen to be in the midst of, say, breaking up with someone. By the way, that fellow and I are friends to this day.
Ben Schott is the author of the Schott’s Miscellany and Schott’s Almanac series (from $18, amazon.com). He divides his time between London and New York City.
I started my radio show 28 years ago, right after the birth of my son. Back then, my program director told me I should mention only once or twice on air that I had recently given birth, because “no one is interested.” Lucky for me, he was incorrect: People are very interested. So when a conversation hits a dead end, I bring up personal things. I talk about my children and my hobbies—that I love to ride horses, to cook, to sew. Sharing these tidbits leads the person I’m talking with to chat about her own interests. Too many people are afraid of exposure. But the more transparent you are, the more you give others permission to be open right back.
Delilah is the author of the new book Arms Full of Love ($14, amazon.com) and the host of the call-in radio show Delilah, listened to on weeknights by more than 8 million people across North America. She lives in western Washington.
Bring up the Past
I like to talk about people’s upbringings. I’ll ask, “Where did you grow up?” There’s a reason that it’s a go-to question: A person’s child¬hood is always a great jumping-off point for more. Not only can he talk about his hometown but your chat could also naturally migrate to the high school drama he starred in or his time spent studying abroad in college. But be mindful of the specific details you inquire about. Stay away from asking about people’s parents or about a marriage. Those are subjects that might invite someone to say, “Oh, well, my dad just died” or “Oh, we’re filing for divorce.” Then your conversation will stop in its tracks.
Andy Cohen is the host of the late-night talk show Watch What Happens Live, on Bravo, and the author of Most Talkative: Stories From the Front Lines of Pop Culture ($25, amazon.com). He lives in New York City.
Talk about Downton Abbey
Television is a great conversation topic because you get to see what people are about. I often start chats by asking someone if she watches TV. If she doesn’t, I ask why—which usually leads to a lively discussion. If she does, ask her what types of shows she prefers. People will talk all night about the crazy reality shows they are obsessed with. And even if she only watches the news, you can always go with “Brian Williams or Diane Sawyer?”
Alison Brod is the president and CEO of Alison Brod Public Relations, a New York City–based agency specializing in lifestyle, fashion, beauty, and celebrity PR and marketing.