Get started on one of nine Breakfast Bowls to Jump-Start Your Morning! Almond butter! Eggs! Pecans! Out of quinoa? Substitute buckwheat! No buckwheat? Toss in some millet! No millet? Get it together—who among us doesn't have millet? Hahahahaha, that was a great joke, the “no millet” thing. Obviously, you will occasionally run out of millet because your kids literally can't stop eating it, and in that case you can (obviously) substitute eggshells or crumbled pieces of barnwood. If one of them isn't into the breakfast bowls, you can whip up pancake muffins with raspberry syrup, and if you can't do that, what are you doing raising children?