For this one, you’ll need kids who climb into your bed at night. Be patient. Wait for both to show up. Once you have four people in your queen-size bed, quietly wake your husband and sneak off together to the kids’ room. Crawl into the bottom bunk (spoon tightly to avoid the wet spot on one side of the mattress) or, even better, grab some pillows and that blanket with the pig head on one corner and pass out on the floor with torsos half tucked into their play tepee. You’ll be so exhausted, you won’t be able to see straight in the morning, but the panicked look on those munchkins’ faces when they come looking for you at 4:45 a.m.?! Priceless.