Holidays & Entertaining Holidays Valentine's Day 12 Funny Valentine's Day Cards That You Can Print for Free These clever and cute printable cards are far from your average Valentine. By Real Simple Editors Real Simple Editors Facebook Instagram Twitter An article attributed to "Real Simple Editors" indicates a collaborative effort from our in-house team. Sometimes, several writers and editors have contributed to an article over the years. These collaborations allow us to provide you with the most accurate, up-to-date, and comprehensive information available.The REAL SIMPLE team strives to make life easier for you. They are experts in their fields who research, test and clearly explain the best recipes, strategies, trends and products. They have worked for some of the most prestigious brands in lifestyle journalism, including Apartment Therapy, Better Homes & Gardens, Food & Wine, the Food Network, Good Housekeeping, InStyle, Martha Stewart Living, O: The Oprah Magazine, Parents, POPSUGAR, Rachel Ray Every Day, and Vogue. Real Simple's Editorial Guidelines Updated on December 19, 2022 Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos Photo: Getty Images When February 14 rolls around, don't leave the house empty-handed. Sure, you can opt for the classic store-bought Valentines. Or, if you're the crafty type, you could spend an afternoon making a pile of homemade Valentine's Day cards for your significant other, family, and friends. But for those who'd rather find an option somewhere in the middle, we have an even easier alternative for you. We created these adorably clever Valentine's Day cards that you can download and print in five minutes flat. They are perfect for a last-minute alternative (just in case the middle of the month crept up on you unexpectedly) or if you're doing a budget celebration this year. Check out our printable Valentines below, and rest easy knowing you'll never run out of cards this year. 01 of 03 Emoji Valentine's Day Cards realsimple.com; designs by Rebecca Hart For teens and preteens (or, OK, adults too) who are always glued to their phones, print out these emoji Valentines. The cards feature a Valentine-appropriate face with heart eyes and one with sunglasses (because sometimes only an emoji can express how you feel). 02 of 03 Funny Food Valentine's Day Cards realsimple.com; designs by Rebecca Hart For anyone who knows the way to the heart is through the stomach, try out these junk food Valentines. Choose from pizza, donuts, desserts, and fries. 03 of 03 Animal Valentine's Day Cards realsimple.com; designs by Rebecca Hart For the kids, we have a collection of printable animal Valentines with funny sayings that are great to pass out to friends at school. Instructions You can print these out on regular printer paper or opt for a glossy, sturdier variety for a more upscale feel—a great idea if you pair these free Valentine's cards with a gift. If you've got a couple extra minutes, you could also print them out and glue them to colorful cardstock or construction paper. Don't worry, though: These aren't extensive or complicated Valentine's Day crafts. To make these Valentines, simply print a sheet of your choice and cut out the cards (each sheet comes with four). Fill in the To/From section, and you'll be ready to distribute. Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit