13 Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings
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What Bae Means
Designer Emily McDowell has a way with words—her cards always seem to express everyone's innermost feelings. This one hits the nail on the head: What does this newfangled term of endearment even mean? (Don't worry, we looked it up for you: it stands for “before anyone else”).
If you’re in love with someone who can’t help but hog the sheets, consider this card tailor made for your relationship. Plus, maybe if he sees it drawn out, he’ll start to understand the seriousness of the uneven covers situation.
This card fulfills three very important Valentine’s Day Card Criteria: It includes a pun, it expresses love, and it prominently features a pizza. If those three things aren’t reason enough to purchase it, then we don’t know what is.
If he’s a numbers guy, let this funny, yet romantic, pie chart break it down for him. Once he sees that your love for him outweighs candy, kittens, bungalows in Tahiti, and free money, he’ll realize how truly lucky he is.
This punny Valentine's Day card maps out the perfect breakfast in bed—eggs and bacon. Now, the question is: Who will do the cooking? Regardless of who makes the meal, this is the perfect note to express your love. Warning: Once you visit the Paper Chase website, you may end up with more than just one card in your shopping cart—their products are too cute to pass up.
This card makes a fantastic point. Standing there and waiting for someone to finish reading a card you wrote is incredibly awkward. Almost as awkward as reading a card and having someone stand over your shoulder until you finish.
If you've started your spring cleaning, you've probably found a large stack of birthday, holiday, and Valentine's Day cards piled up in a drawer, almost forgotten. But there's something about loving, handwritten notes that makes them hard to let go—so no judgment if this card gets added to the pile.
Who wants to go together like peanut butter and jelly when there are so many more delicious combinations out there? This is the perfect card to send to your long-distance best friend—and remind her that you two are the ultimate dynamic duo.
At Real Simple, we love new uses for things. That's why this card caught our eye—who would've thought a beard could double as a beauty product? Luckily, you can now give this card to your boyfriend or husband to thank him for the many roles he fills in your life.
Valentine’s Day isn’t just for romantic partners—it’s for the friends you love, too. And it’s true: Being single and surrounded by awesome friends is way better than being stuck in a relationship with someone who treats you like dirt.
Owning up to your flaws or mistakes is an essential part of any relationship. But it’s also important to be confident in how incredibly awesome you are. This card accomplishes both of those things at once!
If the front of this card looks eerily like your closet, then this is definitely the card for you. There’s nothing more romantic than someone who loves you despite the clothing explosion that often follows an episode of, “I have nothing to wear!”