Shopping Quotes and Sayings That'll Prepare You for Black Friday

Share some of these amusing shopping quotes while you gear up for your pre-holiday sprees.

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Black Friday is a pretty polarizing holiday. For some, it's an abomination that ruins the Thanksgiving spirit, and our favorite Black Friday-inspired shopping quotes might seem overwhelmingly capitalistic. For others, including serious shoppers who love a great deal, it's the sales day to end all sales. (And don't even get us started on Cyber Monday.)

As soon as the fall foliage starts to change colors, deal seekers everywhere start to plan their Black Friday strategies. There's everything from Walmart Black Friday deals to Cyber Monday deals on Amazon to consider: That means planning how to take advantage of digital deals or kicking it old-school and mapping out a shopping route throughout town.

No matter how or where you shop, we believe this is an occasion worth celebrating. Before you snag that deal, check out these quotes about shopping that will get you excited for one of the best days of the year. Here's hoping you get to be at the front of the line.

01 of 13

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Bo Derek, money can't buy happiness
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— Bo Derek

02 of 13

"Shopping is my cardio."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
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— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

03 of 13

"Treat yo' self."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Tom and Donna, Parks and Recreation
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— Tom and Donna, Parks and Recreation

04 of 13

"Happiness is not in money, but in shopping."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Marilyn Monroe
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— Marilyn Monroe

05 of 13

"I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Tammy Faye Bakker
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— Tammy Faye Bakker

06 of 13

"Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Adrienne Gusoff
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— Adrienne Gusoff

07 of 13

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Oscar Wilde
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— Oscar Wilde

08 of 13

"I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Rebecca Bloom
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― Rebecca Bloom, Girl Anatomy: A Novel

09 of 13

"Buy what you don't have yet or what you really want, which can be mixed with what you already own. Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping."

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― Karl Lagerfeld

10 of 13

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Dave Barry
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— Dave Barry

11 of 13

"I shop, therefore I am."

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— Heather Chandler, Heathers

12 of 13

"You can always find something you want."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Confessions of a Shopaholic
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― Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

13 of 13

"Style Strategy is about shopping smart, staying chic, and making it all last. It's about showing women how to shop for value without compromising style."

Black Friday funny quotes, sayings - Nina Garcia, Style Strategy
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— Nina Garcia

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