Shopping Quotes and Sayings That'll Prepare You for Black Friday

Share some of these amusing shopping quotes while you gear up for your pre-holiday sprees.

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Black Friday is a pretty polarizing holiday. For some, it's an abomination that ruins the Thanksgiving spirit, and our favorite Black Friday-inspired shopping quotes might seem overwhelmingly capitalistic. For others, including serious shoppers who love a great deal, it's the sales day to end all sales. (And don't even get us started on Cyber Monday.)

As soon as the fall foliage starts to change colors, deal seekers everywhere start to plan their Black Friday strategies. There's everything from Walmart Black Friday deals to Cyber Monday deals on Amazon to consider: That means planning how to take advantage of digital deals or kicking it old-school and mapping out a shopping route throughout town.

No matter how or where you shop, we believe this is an occasion worth celebrating. Before you snag that deal, check out these quotes about shopping that will get you excited for one of the best days of the year. Here's hoping you get to be at the front of the line.

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Bo Derek

Whoever said that money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
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Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
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Tom and Donna, Parks and Recreation

Treat yo' self. - Tom and Donna, Parks and Recreation
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Marilyn Monroe

Happiness is not in money, but in shopping. - Marilyn Monroe
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Tammy Faye Bakker

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
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Adrienne Gusoff

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like. - Adrienne Gusoff
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Oscar Wilde

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde
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Rebecca Bloom, Girl Anatomy: A Novel

I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix. - Rebecca Bloom
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Karl Lagerfeld

Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping. - Karl Lagerfeld, shopping excitement
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Dave Barry

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry
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Heather Chandler, Heathers

I shop therefore I am. - Heathers
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Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

You can always find something you want. - Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
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Nina Garcia

Style Strategy is about showing women how to shop for value without compromising style. - Nina Garcia, Style Strategy
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