It takes an adventurous person—a buccaneer, really—to venture out on Halloween night with dollar bills tapped to their body. Show your daring side by taping a $1 bill to each of your ears. Now you’ve got a buck an ear. Love the idea but worried you’re going to have to field a lot of questions about this particular costume? (What in the world are you?) Pirate-like clothing (raggedy black pants, a tucked in white T-shirt, a big belt, excessive jewelry) and an eye patch are totally optional, but will help people understand what you’re dressed as.