Your favorite fin-e-phile will be thrilled to the gills to land these snappy socks. (Just try to resist making the “duh nuh…duh nuh…duh nuh…” sound while he’s opening the package—you’ll give it away!) In all seriousness, the other guys at the office will never know his socks’ secret—they have a shark face at the top—because only the soft, neutral blue will show when he sits down. They are also available in grey (perhaps an even more conspicuous choice for the guy who loves his khakis). Fits men sizes 6.5-12 or women sizes 10 and above.
To buy: $10, uncommongoods.com.