I Wore Pants Today - Adult Award Ribbons
After receiving his diploma, this particular award may not seem like much. But once he starts his new job and has to get out of bed by six each morning, this honor will make much more sense. Stock up on this silly gift now, and then dole it out just when you think your grad needs it most.
To buy: $6, theheirloomtomatoes.etsy.com.