Your dinner is at eight. The potatoes are in the oven. Now, to set the table — and you unfold your white tablecloth to find a Merlot splotch right in the middle. So much for that. Your replacement options are (a) a paper Spider-Man birthday version and (b) the vertical mirror inside your closet door. Lay the mirror on the table, then place candles on top for an easy, elegant fix for your Passover or Easter gathering. Sorry, Spidey.