LEXON HANDY UMBRELLA, $40
If golf umbrellas are as domineering as Tony Soprano and black collapsible ones are as meek as Screech, then this one personifies James Bond — sleek, silvery, effective, and efficient. The latch-hooked handle lets it drip-dry on the back of his train seat instead of slouching soggily on the floor.

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