Boden, $24
Anyone who’s given a five-year-old a piece of clothing for a gift knows that no matter how adorable the shirt or pj’s may be, it’s just never going to elicit the kind of shriek that a SpongeBob anything will. This just may buck that trend. For children ages six months to 14 years.
To order: www.bodenusa.com; delivery, 2 weeks; overnight not available.