How to Fake a Clean House
- Fold clean towels neatly on the drying rack. Rope lingerie items on hangers, then place them in the bedroom closet, away from prying eyes.
- Drape a scorched ironing board with a clean white sheet, tuck in the edges to fashion a make-shift cover, and place the board in the far corner of the room or behind the door.
- Pile any laundry that needs to be folded in baskets or storage containers and lay them on the washing machine to be sorted through later.
- As for dirty clothes awaiting washing, simply toss them in the washer.