For some, dressing up for Halloween might feel just as torturous as a traffic bottleneck (maybe that’s why you waited until the last minute?). But this costume is pretty painless—and you won’t get heckled for not donning a costume. Simply grab an empty soda bottle from the recycling bin. Then, tie a string around its neck and loop the whole thing around yours. Complain all night about “traffic on the 501.” The best part about this getup? It’s easy to go straight from the office to the party, because you can pair the prop with whatever outfit you want.