Giant Gummy Bear
Young recipients and their parents will be rendered speechless—for very different reasons—by this massive (five pounds and 10 inches high!), Willy Wonka-esque confection. At 1,000 times the size of an average gummy bear, they’ll be eating away at this confection for a very, very long time. Does your favorite tween have a gluten allergy? Not to worry—this candy is gluten-free, too. Available in 11 fruity flavors: cherry, cherry cola, cola, fruity bubblegum, grape, lemon, lime, orange, pineapple, raspberry, and sour apple. You might want to package this gift with a replacement toothbrush and some extra toothpaste.
To buy: From $30, amazon.com.